A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.. Very upset, he approached him and said:
'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?
Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.
So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.
The news is so much better!'
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Am Yisrael Chai !!!!!
Hehehehe, Very true...
This week I read a Jewish comic book, very very funny and it's in Spanish so you can practice...
www.reirseeskosher.com.ar
They have jokes for the Argentinian Jewish community, but there are others more 'international' =P
Neshikot and see you in a few days!!! My mom officially invites you to come and visit in Raanana =)
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